Oh noes, Mel got there before me, I love hooker!Sam. Hmmmmm, letseee, how about A LEASH! because, you know, this must have been the .. third? fourth? time Sam's disappeared on Dean. Muahahaha, I get birthday!fic \o/ *sqishes you*

Oh, you know it's going to end up like that and then Gordon will break out of jail and the only thing that can save the boys the is buttsexxing Papa Winchester getting out of hell. *nods*